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"Can you please open the bag?" [via]



an octopus is just a wet spider


are you calling me a spider

(Source: dutchster, via seanp0donnell)

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*


sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

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WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it


trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse

(Source: scottish, via epic-humor)